Showing posts with label Stradivarius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stradivarius. Show all posts

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Allah arrested for theft of 300-year-old Stradivarius violin worth $6,000,000

The chap pictured above is Mr. Universal K. Allah, suspect in the theft of this violin. (His middle name is Knowledge.) This story has nothing to do with jihad, as far as I know, but I couldn’t help but wonder, as I pondered this gentleman’s marvelous name, if Allah, frustrated over Muhammad’s failure to do away with all musical instruments as he had commanded him to do, decided that he had to take matters in his own hands.
“The Prophet said that Allah commanded him to destroy all the musical instruments…” — Hadith Qudsi 19:5

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