Tuesday, February 17, 2015

50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!


Ouch! Sex toy related injuries have surged since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey 50 Shades Of Grey Injury Explosion!

he NHS and London Fire Brigade are bracing themselves for a slew of sex related injuries. Because Fifty Shades of Grey hits our cinemas and our bedrooms this weekend.

The London Fire Brigade (LFB) said today it was ‘concerned’ the film’s release could lead to a ‘spike’ in people being stuck or trapped in handcuffs or bindings.

Since April, it has attended 393 such incidents.

Meanwhile, sex toy injuries have doubled overall since 2007. And, according to recent figures, they saw a spike in 2012 and 2013 following the release of the Fifty Shades mummy porn trilogy.

These concerning stats, reported by the Washington Post, come courtesy of the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, which has tracked casualty admissions since 1991.

Injuries relating to ‘massage devices and vibrators’ rocketed in 2012, when 2,500 people checked in at the ER. The first Fifty Shades of Grey book was released in 2011. There is no proof the two are linked, but, well, it’s safe to assume they could be.

Thankfully, most injuries incurred were not too severe.

71 per cent of patients were treated and released, with only 25 per cent requiring hospitalization. And the good news was that none of the cases required assistance from the fire department, and zero deaths were recorded.

Phew.

However, with reports that sex shops on both sides of the Atlantic are already stocking up on their sex toys ahead of the film’s release this weekend while B&Q is warning staff to expect a run on DIY S&M items there could be trouble ahead for an already stretched NHS.

Stay safe out there folks.


Source: http://mrhairybrit.com/2015/02/16/50-shades-of-grey-injury-explosion/

Naples man stole donuts from Dunkin' Donuts, damaged equipment

A 67 year old Naples man is accused of stealing donuts from Dunkin’ Donuts and causing damage to equipment when confronted by an employee.

Gordon Ellis is charged with burglary, petit larceny, criminal mischief and assault.

Police say early this morning, Ellis stole two donuts from the Dunkin’ Donuts on Eastern Boulevard in Canandaigua. When confronted by an employee who asked him to leave, police say Ellis pushed a dairy machine and iced coffee maker off the counter, causing $2,500 in damage. Investigators say that led to a physical altercation between Ellis and an employee who was trying to remove Ellis from the store.

We’re told he was taken into custody without incident however while Ellis was being checked by EMS, police say he kicked an EMT in the lower body, causing an injury that required medical treatment.

He is being held in the Ontario County Jail in lieu of $20,000 cash bail.

Dog travels 20 blocks to find owner in hospital

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA . A miniature schnauzer was living proof of the incredible bond between humans and their four legged companions when she escaped her home and walked 20 blocks into the hospital where her owner Nancy Franck was recovering from cancer surgery.

According to TV station KCRG, no one knows how Sissy found the hospital, but a surveillance video showed her walking into the lobby and wandering the halls, apparently searching for her owner.

“She missed mom,” daughter Sarah Wood told the station. “That’s all I can say. She missed mom and she knew to come see mom.”

Hospital security identified Sissy’s owner using her dog tags and brought the clever canine to Nancy Franck’s hospital room for a quick visit, KCRG reported.  Franck, who had been battling uterine cancer, said the reunion was definitely good medicine for her.

“That was great just being able to see her,” Nancy Franck told KCRG. “That was perfect. I’m glad she thought of it.”

KCRG in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, KTLA, and CNN contributed to this story.


Source: http://foxct.com/2015/02/14/dog-travels-20-blocks-to-find-owner-in-hospital/

Monday, February 16, 2015

13 Year Old Inventor Cracks Secret Of Trees To Collect Solar Power


What do trees know that we don’t? 13-year-old inventor Aidan realized that trees use a mathematical formula to gather sunlight in crowded forests. Then he wondered why we don’t collect solar energy in the same way. Big oil companies need to watch out as this 13-year-old kid and his army of trees won’t go down without a fight!







2 men beat woman with glass because she is transgender

Two men were arrested on charges of assault as a hate crime after allegedly beating a woman because she is transgender, prosecutors in New York said.

Brooklyn District Attorney Ken Thompson said that Mashawn Sonds, 25, of Brownsville, has been arraigned on a nine count indictment in which he is charged with first degree assault as a hate crime for allegedly striking the 28 year old transgender woman in the head with a two by four piece of plexiglass, causing severe injuries.


 A second defendant indicted in the attack will be arraigned later this month.

Mashawn of Hegeman Avenue, was arraigned before Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Danny Chun, on an indictment in which he is charged with first-degree assault as a hate crime, first-degree assault, two counts of second-degree assault as a hate crime, two counts of second-degree assault, fourth-degree criminal possession of a weapon, third-degree menacing as a hate crime and third-degree menacing.

The defendant was ordered held on $250,000. Another defendant, Tyquan Eversley, 17, of Bradford Street in East New York, was arrested in connection with the attack.

His bail was set at $17,500. Each of the defendants faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted of the top charge.

According to the police investigation, the 28-year-old transgender woman was walking with a gay male friend when she was approached by the defendants, who allegedly yelled “we don’t want f*****s on our block,” among other things.

It is alleged that Eversley then struck the victim, Kimball Hartman, with a filled garbage bag, knocking her to the ground. He then allegedly continued to assault her, as Sonds and two unapprehended others continued to yell homophobic slurs.

Sonds allegedly then picked up a piece of plexiglass and swung it at Hartman. As she tried to get away, he allegedly threw the plexiglass and struck her in the head.


The victim (who) was knocked unconscious, began seizing and suffered profuse bleeding from the back of her head. She sustained a traumatic brain injury, underwent surgery to her skull, and will likely suffer permanent injuries.




Biblical Plague of CRICKETS Terrorize Oklahoma And Smell 'Like Rotten Meat'


They're everywhere: Unusually large swarms of crickets are invading Oklahoma, covering streets, sidewalks, and businesses like this McDonalds
It’s cricket mating season in Oklahoma and unusually massive swarms of the frisky bugs are terrorizing the state’s residents.

Not only does the field cricket have a noxious odor and shrieking chirp, it has a tendency toward cannibalism so killing them only makes things worse.

Residents say the insects tend to congregate and feed on carcasses of their dead brethren, but they’re covering every street, sidewalk, and building so there’s no way to avoid the occasional crunch.


Pile-up: The crickets are difficult to control, noisy, smelly and are pouring into towns across the Sooner State. Instagram user furiousd caught this particularly nasty pile of cricket carcasses


The more they’re stomped, worse infestations around homes and businesses become.

‘I think we are going to see a little more before it gets any better,’ Oklahoma State University’s Brian Jervis told KTUL.

Experts say weather could be the cause of the usually large swarm.

‘These outbreaks seem to occur after periods of prolonged dry weather in spring and early summer followed by rainfall in July and August,’ said Rick Grantham, director of the Plant Disease and Insect Diagnostic Lab in Oklahoma State University. ‘Extensive soil cracking may be an important factor.’


Bad year: The crickets come out every year, but the weather allowed an unusually large number to emerge from their burrows to mate this season. Here, the critters congregate at a gas station.


Cannibals: Experts say the crickets are attracted to the bodies of their dead relatives, so crushing the bugs only makes the problem worse. Here, a pile up can be seen near a shady set of stairs.


'A plague has arrived': According to Rick Grantham of Oklahoma State University's Entymology department. adult crickets can be very difficult to control

The crickets lay their eggs and crawl out en masse once it’s time for mating.

And though the creatures can be tough to get rid of, experts suggest a few tricks that might ease the problem somewhat.

‘Crickets commonly spend the daylight hours hiding in dark, damp areas. Eliminating piles of bricks, stones, wood or other debris around the home will help reduce numbers,’ said Grantham. ‘aerosols applied to baseboards, door thresholds and cracks and crevices where crickets hide will normally control them.’

In addition to incessant chirping that can last deep into the night and early morning, some residents say the crickets even stink.

'After a while they all start dying and it gets to get this rotted meat smell,' one resident told KFOR.


'I will not be sleeping tonight': The crickets stick to walls, crunch underfoot wherever residents walk, and hang from walls and window screens, making just looking outside a little bit creepy


Along with up close and personal photos of their cricket experiences, Instagram users had plenty to say about the '#invasion.'

'When I look out my window, this is what I see. Needless to say I will not be sleeping tonight,' writes c_daaber721 with a photo of her cricket-covered window screen.

'A plague has arrived in OKC,' writes colleendamager.

Gypsyroseb asked, 'Crickets, anyone?'

User xnebulousx may have siad it best: 'Large amounts of crickets are gross!'