Man Accused of Taking His Dead Mother’s Body to Bank to Withdraw Money

A Minnesota man has been accused of taking his mother’s dead body to the bank to withdraw her money hours before he reported her dead. Plymouth County authorities are already investigating David Vanzo for elderly neglect and financial exploitation of his mother.

But Vanzo says he did nothing wrong and denies the allegation.

“My mother and I had an agreement,” he told a KMSP reporter. “I took care of my mom for years. I’m the good guy here, not the bad guy.”

Carol Vanzo died two weeks ago, just before she turned 91. Her son was arrested for elderly neglect when, according to KMSP, police were ”overwhelmed by the stench of urine and feces” when they entered the home, and found the woman in bed with her boots covered in feces. Vanzo claimed his mother wouldn’t eat as she was dying.

Just seven hours before Vanzo reported his mother’s death, he allegedly took her to a bank via a taxi to withdraw $850 in her name. Bank employees said the woman’s feet were dragging and that they could not tell if she was breathing.

Vanzo reportedly has a history of financially exploiting his mother.

Watch the video below, via KMSP:

Source: http://www.mediaite.com/online/man-accused-of-taking-his-dead-mothers-body-to-bank-to-withdraw-money/

'Oh My Goodness!' Says Little Girl To Humping Turtles (VIDEO)

Their minds are telling them no, but their bodies are telling them "HNG! HNG!"

That's "yes" in turtle speak, we think.

In a video uploaded to YouTube on Monday and later posted to Reddit by user Michael Trout, two turtles make sweet, disgusting love as a little girl looks on.

"Oh my goodness!" the now-corrupted child exclaims.

"HNG!" a male turtle grunts, like some old man trying to walk up stairs.

It's all pretty uncomfortable to watch. Still, that hasn't stopped us from watching it approximately a bajillion times.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/23/little-girl-humping-turtles_n_6531278.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Court Rules Man Can Pee All Over His Floor If That's What He Wants

BERLIN (AP) A German court has ruled that a tenant who liked to pee standing up doesn't owe his landlord money for damages apparently caused by splashing, or missing his target altogether.

The Duesseldorf administrative court rejected the landlord's claim of 1,900 euros ($2,200) for alleged damage to the bathroom's marble floor, the dpa news agency reported Thursday.

While accepting expert testimony that urine had damaged the marble, Judge Stefan Hank ruled the man's method was within cultural norms, saying that "despite the increasing domestication of men in this context, urinating standing up is still common practice."

Hank said further that the tenant could have expected "regular conflicts" with those he lived with but not that the bathroom's marble floor would be damaged.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/23/right-to-pee-on-floor_n_6531412.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Ball Boy At The Australian Open Gets Hit In The Crotch By 121 MPH Serve

Someone give this young man a medal... and a bag of ice.

The ball boy at the Australian Open managed to keep perfectly still Thursday as a serve from Spanish star Feliciano Lopez rocketed directly at his crotch.

Then again, he didn't have much time to react: The serve was measured at 121 mph off the racket, and was probably still traveling at well above highway speeds even after the bounce.

While the young man tried to stay in the game, he left after a few minutes. Fortunately, he was able to return later, 9News reports.

Lopez won in the fourth set when his opponent, Adrian Mannarino of France, retired due to heat exhaustion, The Australian reported.

The Australian Open is a dangerous place to be a ball boy. Last year, one got nailed in the face by a tennis ball during a match between Florian Mayer and David Ferrer:

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/22/ball-boy-australian-open_n_6528886.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Watch These Pranksters Terrify An Entire Town By Convincing People That A Zombie Apocalypse Is Underway

It’s incredible that no one got hurt while filming this prank video, considering that if most people were under the impression that a zombie apocalypse was nigh I’d think they’d start running those motherfuckers over with cars. The pranksters even had a massive fake explosion go off! What more excuse do you need to start mowin’ zombies down?

The video was filmed in Magione, Italy, and from what I can tell the residents of Magione are some of the chillest people in the whole friggin’ world considering none of the people who were pranked in this video at least maimed a prankster.

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/article/watch-pranksters-terrify-entire-town-convincing-people-zombie-apocalypse-underway/?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange

This Magnificent Snow Penis Was Just Too Edgy For Society, Man (VIDEO)

This is the Alamo of Texas Tech.

In a video uploaded to YouTube Thursday, a group of brave college bros can be seen banding together to protect a sacred, erected monument to man from, well, the man.

As our warriors take their positions, standing up to the might of a bulldozer, cries of war echo through the campus.

"Everyone sit on the dick!" a student shouts with vigor.

"Solidify it! Start pouring water!" says what was probably a mechanical engineer.

Our noble heroes then begin pouring jugs of water around the base of the statue. Unfortunately, these first-year students have not yet realized that bulldozers don't give a f**k about a little ice.

Another suggests they wait until they are able to contact the President. As in, the President.

As the mechanical beast rumbles forward, our protectors of beauty and freedom stand firm.

"Shit's getting real!" a bard sings.

"Don't move!" yells someone who has already moved.

Eventually they do move, because it is important to respect adults but not before taking a selfie.

Our patriots explain further on their website:

They repeatedly asked us to move while we protested it. After awhile, they told us we had to move or would get into trouble, so we obliged but not before taking one last picture.

We will never forget your sacrifice, young men.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/24/snow-penis-destroyed_n_6537754.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news