Sunday, January 25, 2015

New York continues funding electric shocks for autistic children

The city of New York pays the Judge Rotenberg Center, which gives electric shock therapy to children with autism or mental disorders, $30 million a year. The facility, 30 km from Boston, has often been at the centre of attention in the past 30 years due to the punishments meted out to its young patients (some as young as three years), which include fasting, isolation and electric shocks. Even so, there has never been a lack of funding from New York and this year it has increased. This is all thanks to Mayor Bill De Blasio, who increased funding for schools and private centres that treat children with special needs.

The JRC proudly says it accepts difficult cases and manages patients without psychotropic medications. But the centre’s actual methods of treatment have been revealed by Jennifer Msumba, a self-harming patient who used to banged her head against the wall. She stayed at the centre for seven years, until 2009, when she left and decided to sue. “It’s so scary that you don’t feel like it’s real life anymore. I begged God to stop my heart when that was happening to me. I just did not want to live. They told me that if I did certain things I would get five electric shocks in 10 minutes.” With an electric belt around her waist 24 hours a day, Jennifer even received ‘corrective’ shocks remotely.


“The brutal truth is that we are doing this to innocent children in Massachusetts. If we did this to terrorist prisoners in Guantanamo, there would be a global outcry,” said senator Brian Joyce. Another former student at the centre, Andre McCollins, was 18 when, in 2002, he was tied face-down by his hands and feet and given 30 shocks over a period of seven hours, during which time he screamed and begged staff to stop.

But psychologist Matthew L. Israel defends the methods used: “It’s a short, harmless shock lasting two seconds on the surface of the skin. It’s like a sharp pinch. The centre has saved the life of a child who vomited so frequently that he was in danger of starving to death, as well as restored the eyesight of two children whose head-banging was so severe that each detached both retinas and risked permanent blindness. It’s a very effective treatment that is approved in advance by a parent, a doctor and a judge.” Israel founded the centre in 1971 and the institution was later named after Judge Rotenberg, who ruled that the punitive methods could be used as long as they had court approval on a case by case basis.



Man Accused of Taking His Dead Mother’s Body to Bank to Withdraw Money

A Minnesota man has been accused of taking his mother’s dead body to the bank to withdraw her money hours before he reported her dead. Plymouth County authorities are already investigating David Vanzo for elderly neglect and financial exploitation of his mother.

But Vanzo says he did nothing wrong and denies the allegation.

“My mother and I had an agreement,” he told a KMSP reporter. “I took care of my mom for years. I’m the good guy here, not the bad guy.”

Carol Vanzo died two weeks ago, just before she turned 91. Her son was arrested for elderly neglect when, according to KMSP, police were ”overwhelmed by the stench of urine and feces” when they entered the home, and found the woman in bed with her boots covered in feces. Vanzo claimed his mother wouldn’t eat as she was dying.

Just seven hours before Vanzo reported his mother’s death, he allegedly took her to a bank via a taxi to withdraw $850 in her name. Bank employees said the woman’s feet were dragging and that they could not tell if she was breathing.

Vanzo reportedly has a history of financially exploiting his mother.

Watch the video below, via KMSP:




'Oh My Goodness!' Says Little Girl To Humping Turtles (VIDEO)


Their minds are telling them no, but their bodies are telling them "HNG! HNG!"

That's "yes" in turtle speak, we think.

In a video uploaded to YouTube on Monday and later posted to Reddit by user Michael Trout, two turtles make sweet, disgusting love as a little girl looks on.

"Oh my goodness!" the now-corrupted child exclaims.

"HNG!" a male turtle grunts, like some old man trying to walk up stairs.

It's all pretty uncomfortable to watch. Still, that hasn't stopped us from watching it approximately a bajillion times.



Court Rules Man Can Pee All Over His Floor If That's What He Wants


BERLIN (AP) A German court has ruled that a tenant who liked to pee standing up doesn't owe his landlord money for damages apparently caused by splashing, or missing his target altogether.

The Duesseldorf administrative court rejected the landlord's claim of 1,900 euros ($2,200) for alleged damage to the bathroom's marble floor, the dpa news agency reported Thursday.

While accepting expert testimony that urine had damaged the marble, Judge Stefan Hank ruled the man's method was within cultural norms, saying that "despite the increasing domestication of men in this context, urinating standing up is still common practice."

Hank said further that the tenant could have expected "regular conflicts" with those he lived with but not that the bathroom's marble floor would be damaged.



Ball Boy At The Australian Open Gets Hit In The Crotch By 121 MPH Serve


Someone give this young man a medal... and a bag of ice.

The ball boy at the Australian Open managed to keep perfectly still Thursday as a serve from Spanish star Feliciano Lopez rocketed directly at his crotch.

Then again, he didn't have much time to react: The serve was measured at 121 mph off the racket, and was probably still traveling at well above highway speeds even after the bounce.

While the young man tried to stay in the game, he left after a few minutes. Fortunately, he was able to return later, 9News reports.

Lopez won in the fourth set when his opponent, Adrian Mannarino of France, retired due to heat exhaustion, The Australian reported.

The Australian Open is a dangerous place to be a ball boy. Last year, one got nailed in the face by a tennis ball during a match between Florian Mayer and David Ferrer:



Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/22/ball-boy-australian-open_n_6528886.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Watch These Pranksters Terrify An Entire Town By Convincing People That A Zombie Apocalypse Is Underway


It’s incredible that no one got hurt while filming this prank video, considering that if most people were under the impression that a zombie apocalypse was nigh I’d think they’d start running those motherfuckers over with cars. The pranksters even had a massive fake explosion go off! What more excuse do you need to start mowin’ zombies down?

The video was filmed in Magione, Italy, and from what I can tell the residents of Magione are some of the chillest people in the whole friggin’ world considering none of the people who were pranked in this video at least maimed a prankster.