Man jailed for two years after sneaking into couples bed while they slept

UK: A drunk intruder sexually attacked a woman after he crept into her bed while she and her husband slept.

After shinning up a drainpipe and climbing in through a bathroom window, Saeem Ullah, 33, had first wandered around the couple’s home.

He then sneaked into their bed as they slept, reports the Rossendale Free Press.

The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, awoke to find Ullah touching her bottom and “cupping” her private parts, Burnley Crown Court heard.

The hearing was told how the defendant was marched out of the property by the victim’s angry husband, who was unaware at the time that she had been groped.

He was to tell police that had he known, Ullah would not have got out.

A judge, who described the whole incident as “absolutely bizarre” said his response was “typical and appropriate” for a husband.

The defendant, from Haslingden, but of no fixed address, had claimed he thought there was a party at the premises.

Ullah admitted sexual assault following the incident and was jailed for two years.

Judge Beverley Lunt ordered him to sign the sexual offenders register for 10 years.

Prosecutor Paul Brookwell told the court that as far as the woman was concerned, she believed Ullah got in the house through the bathroom window because the door was locked.

 Robert Kearney, defending Ullah, said he either went in through the window and opened the back door or went in through the back door and opened the window.

Palm prints were found on the window sill inside the bathroom.

The barrister continued: “He accepts he shouldn’t have gone in there.

He wandered around the house for 10 minutes or so.” “He can’t really have been thinking straight about the consequences of what had gone on."


Source: http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/

Miracle baby who ‘died’ five times finally allowed to leave hospital

UK: A miracle baby whose heart stopped five times after being born at 24 weeks has finally been allowed home.

Isla Allen weighed just 1lb 7oz and has fought deadly conditions including sepsis, lung diseases, and a bleed on the brain and blood infections.

At one point her heart stopped for half an hour and she was deprived of oxygen for 10 minutes. But now, at a healthy 8lb, the five-month-old is strong enough for parents Maxie Skye-Foster, 25, and Anthony Allen, 33, to take her home to brother, Lewis, seven.

Sadly, Isla this month failed her audiology tests and the family have been told she is deaf and will soon be fitted with hearing aids.

Retail assistant Maxie of Hinchingbrooke, Cambs, added: "I'm devastated but I have to remember that Isla may not have even survived.

“We still don’t know what 10 minutes of oxygen deprivation will have done. I’m just grateful she is alive. She will lead a happy life. Her brother is absolutely ecstatic to have her home.”


Source: http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/

Woman caught on camera walking into police station and hurling raw BACON and sausages at cops

This is the bizarre moment a woman walked into a police station and threw raw pork at police officers.

CCTV footage has revealed the moment 24-year-old Lindsey McNamara walked into the Framingham Police Department in Massachusetts to throw uncooked bacon and sausages at the reception window.

Lindsey, a nursing student, can be seen entering the station with a Dunkin' Donuts box, while a bystander is filling in some forms at the desk.

Unaware of what's about to happen, the witness is taken aback when the young woman opens the box to reveal pounds of raw pork.

According to police, Lindsey could be heard shouting: "It's time to feed the pigs" as she chucked the food at the bulletproof window.

Seconds later two police officers appeared to arrest Lindsey, who appeared to be wearing a black coat with tartan pyjama bottoms and beige slippers.

The witness can be seen reaching for his smartphone as he grabs a quick photograph of the scene.

According to MailOnline, McNamara later appeared in court after being charged with malicious destruction of property, and disorderly conduct.

At the hearing she was ordered to have a psychiatric evaluation before being due back in court on February 9.

The incident was thought to have taken place in December, although the one minute CCTV footage has only recently been uploaded to YouTube where it has had 190,716 views in five days.

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/

Sex positions Dangerous sex: Scientists find the most dangerous sexual position

We've all been there: you're in the middle of it and then something terrible happens, like... you fall off the wardrobe and have to be rushed to A&E in your Batman costume. Or maybe someone somehow fractures a penis.

Scientists in Brazil were so fascinated by this that they decided to look into dangerous sex. Nice work if you can get it. Their study was published last year.

What's THE most penis-endangering position?

According to the study, woman on top is the most dangerous kind of sexual position - and carries the most risk of penile fracture.

The Brazilian experts say: "When woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

"...When the man is controlling the movement, he has better chances of stopping the penetration energy in response to the pain related to the penis harm, minimizing it."

Fantastic stuff, guys.

Is a penile fracture all that bad though?

Well, for one thing, there's the pain. LOTS OF PAIN. But also some other alarming symptoms.

In 50% of cases, a cracking sound was heard. Yep, the horrifying sound of a penis cracking due to too much enthusiasm.

Also, in 80% of cases, the men lost their erection. WAIT. What about the other 20%? "Oh that cracking sound? It was nothing, probably just the wind." That is hardcore.

Unfortunately, two men in the study suffered long-term damage in the form of erectile dysfunction.

So should I just revert back to missionary?

Certainly not! While the results are compelling, one minor problem with this study is sample size.

The hospital was only able to find 44 patients with a penile fracture who were able to be used in the study.

Of these men, 28 were injured by having heterosexual sex, and four during homosexual intercourse. In case you're wondering, that's not wildly out of line with the proportion of men who identify as having had homosexual experiences.

Six men somehow managed to fracture their penis through "penis manipulation" (and we can only hazard a guess at what that involved) - and four injured their penis in a way which was "unclear". SURE. YOU JUST WOKE UP LIKE THAT.

The moral of this story? Be careful out there, and in the bedroom too.

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/

'Cannibal cop' Gilberto Valle who plotted to COOK his ex-wife is out of jail and hungry for love

A cannibal cop who was jailed after plotting to cook and eat his ex-wife has been released... and is now looking to get back on the dating scene.

Incredibly, the 30-year-old catch Gilberto Valle lists COOKING among his hobbies on an online profile set up on Match.com.

Valle, from Queens, New York, has been in jail since 2012.

Under the username 'AmicableOne14', he writes of his dream partner: “You appreciate the simple things and can make the best out of a situation that is less than ideal."

The disgraced former detective is currently living with a court-imposed curfew as a part of his supervised release.

On the profile he adds: “I am spending my energy rebounding from the errors I made in my past and rebuilding my life.

"Things are progressing very well on that front, and I am just beginning a new career.

"I have a few bucket list items: a cross-country drive along with other traveling, seeing Jerry Seinfeld do stand-up, going to a live Hell’s Kitchen dinner service.

"I drink an abnormal amount of coffee, sometimes I just like it black. My favorite chain coffee is Dunkin’ Donuts, but at home I drink Cafe Bustelo."

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/

Tencent cracks down cyber crime

Chinese Internet giant Tencent Holdings Ltd helped police crack down on 200 groups involved in cyberspace fraud and extortion over the past year.
Shenzhen-based Tencent said on Tuesday there were new trends in online crimes in 2014.

Those conducting online crimes are no longer mainly individuals with more working together to make financial gains by hacking into website databases and stealing the personal information of netizens.

About 200 million cell phones in China had been hit with viruses whereas in 2013 the number was less than 100 million. Sending short messages to lure cell phone users to download software containing viruses was the most used tactic last year.

Tencent also said that with more databases being hacked, increased personal information is leaked. Those engaged in cyber crimes pretend to be friends or family members of their targets.

According to the report, most of those carrying out cyber crimes are in China's Guangxi Zhuang autonomous region and Guangdong, Hainan and Fujian provinces.

Source: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/